/u/unversed_d's adds to the Ben Shapiro's sister copypasta

2021.12.06 14:25 mydirtydirtyreddit /u/unversed_d's adds to the Ben Shapiro's sister copypasta

God I wanna run a train on Ben Shapiro's sister. Everytime I see those two Republican titties swaying in the god damn breeze all I can think about is the entire state of Israel getting fucked as I hear her moans. All I can think about is debating Ben and getting absolutely demolished and called a #libtard by his fan base. His sister walks in and start sucking on my cock out of sorrow. I quickly have to pull out to avoid busting the largest nut ever recorded on her pretty conservative face.
Imagine walking by and spreading those beautiful legs and burying your face into her sweet, delicately aromatic, warm, moist Jewish muff. She shouts in surprise and Ben drops the camera and rushes to save she-who-he-must-not-think-impure-thoughts-about. He grabs your arms and tries to pull you back but you break his hold without so much as lifting your head from its hot cunt cradle. You wrap your arms around her waist and gently caress her chosen clitoris with your tongue. Ben wraps his arms around your legs and tries in vain to rip you away from the twat that has tempted him for years. He start crying in frustration, which soon turns to anger as he sees that yes, could it really be, Abbi is loving every minute of it.
Her back arches and her classy coiffure collects leaves and twigs as she moans and writhes on the ground in ecstasy. Ben lets out a soul-wrenching wail. the cry of a man who has been withheld the very essence of his life and is now seeing it dashed before him. By a goyim no less.
"Ben", she starts, breathlessly, "oh Ben oh Ben oh Ben, come here and kiss me". Ben numbly climbs the wall and lays down beside sweet Abby, holding her in his arms and giving her tentative kisses on the lips. "Not like that Ben, like you've always wanted!". Ben drops the charade and starts kissing her with a passion and lust he has never admitted to any other women, least of all his battle axe of a wife. She orgasms twice while Ben is kissing her and you are hilt-deep into her soaking snatch. You are grunting with anticipation and Ben suddenly whispers, "no Abby, not a goyim, not inside". Abbi's eyes lose their glaze of ecstasy and she nods, telling you "please, cum anywhere but inside". A mild disappointment turns to anger so you unleash rope after rope of your creamy goyim seed deep into her perfect satiny pussy. She gasps with pleasure, it's the ultimate forbidden pleasure, and falls back with resignation and a secret smile. Ben screams "noooooooooo!!!" and pushes you aside, dropping down on his knees and unhesitatingly thrusts his head into Abby's stormed castle, dripping with the slanderous semen of an unchosen and presumptuous goyim. He licks her completely clean out of an apparent sense of fidelity for his tribe's bloodline and honor, but the truth is he loves it. He has surreptitiously been stroking his girthy yet short Jew jabber the whole time and stands up to blast his own thin, less powerful loads into Abby's moist muff. Ben weeps with a mixture of sheer exultation and some shame and falls into Abby's arms. As lays against her with his pants around his ankles and his hair being stroked, you walk away and start whistling. You don't let yourself look back at the scene and growing crowd - what's another Jew broad to a gentile stud? On to the next one you think, as you wink at a passing girl and listen as the leaves crunch underfoot.
(text deleted from https://www.reddit.com/shitposting/comments/r99dqa/duality_of_man/hnbckja/ so had to be immortalized somewhere)
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2021.12.06 14:25 alien78 Will there be a 2nd Leg for N. America?

Can’t believe the first is over already. I’m hoping they come to Philly during the Hushed and Grim cycle. They seem to be on fire.
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2021.12.06 14:25 Actual_Tourist8069 Salam

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2021.12.06 14:25 scumpup Local Products You Like

Straubs Beer from St. Mary's PA. I like it only when I buy it from a bar or distributor within an hour or so of the brewery. It skunks quickly so you have to buy it the area where it is well known and well liked. Then there is enough turn-over in stock to guarantee you'll get a fresh one. It is sold in bottles here in the glorious Beaver Valley but is always skunky and awful.
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2021.12.06 14:25 bruhhhh_3842 Overtime

How regular is it to work overtime?
I'm a new grad working at a larger non-FAANG tech company. I've been regularly working overtime (~50-55 hrs/wk) and occasionally on weekends to get projects done. What also doesn't help is that my unofficial team lead pushes tight deadlines and keeps handing me tasks to do on the side even though I haven't finished my current tasks.
I'm feeling increasingly overwhelmed and anxious about work. As of late, it's been affecting my sleep and I've found myself losing the energy to do things. I've tried to talk about this with my parents (they're both SWE), but keep getting told that it's normal to work a lot of overtime as a new grad.
So that goes back to my question: how normal is working overtime? Is it just that I'm not cut out for this job? Any advice would be appreciated
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2021.12.06 14:25 Minute-Comb-7178 Cherche a être l'esclave sexuelle de quelqu'un et me faire baiser a fond dans le Hainaut

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2021.12.06 14:25 post-news Australia Is Denying Life-Saving Organ Transplants To Unvaxxed Patients

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2021.12.06 14:25 pinkygonzales Sound Waves May Fall Up in Gravity Instead of Down

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2021.12.06 14:25 umeralles Scarlet Envy, Monique Heart, Kandy Muse, and Rosé will guest star on iCarly!

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2021.12.06 14:25 Duolingo_is_after_me Wfl

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2021.12.06 14:25 Junior_1400 GRAPHICS SETTINGS ON XBOX

Let's just say it. Low FPS is just bad. Xbox One fat users may have some real problems with FPS drops in some ROBLOX games. We need a slider that will allow us to change the graphics quality just as on PC. I tried switching from my potato PC to Xbox just because I thought that I could really have a better performance. It doesn't really work out. I may or may not be the only person with this problem, but, would you like to see graphics quality settings implemented into the console version of ROBLOX?
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2021.12.06 14:25 Ajdiz vari-bright

I recently got myself an hp omen 15 laptop (AMD) and im loving it so far, when its not plugged in ive learned that there is a setting called vari-bright that adjusts brightness and gamma for colour fidelity, is there a way to get the same settings when the laptop is also plugged in?
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2021.12.06 14:25 ginodom449 Origin of Takei's OH MY!

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2021.12.06 14:25 Akanksha1992 Welcome friends from all over the world! Hit me up 29F

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2021.12.06 14:25 SpadarHarlachvacki Sala (salt pork), eternal “Belarusian doping”

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2021.12.06 14:25 TakedownCan COVID-19 vaccine passports not likely to recede in January due to Omicron variant: Elliott

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2021.12.06 14:25 JoshAllenSZN Is the game only on ESPN even in Buffalo?

Was going through my listings for Fios and only see the game on ESPN which I don't have. I thought it was required to be on normal TV locally?
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2021.12.06 14:25 Orfewatson Good dentist recommendation for fearful patient?

I'm a total dentalphobe, and while I have made myself go to the dentist and take care of myself it's terrifying. My old provider that I built so much trust with that I let him fill a cavity without Novocaine has retired and I recently moved to Rochester. I'm looking for a gentle and conservative dentist to start with here. Any suggestions?
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2021.12.06 14:25 tried-student Reverse chance me with match/reach schools please! (IB student)

International student; Asian, Female; seeking some amount of financial aid (not full ride but enough to fullfill expenses)
Intended major: Business Administration, Human resource Management, management or marketing (anything that isnt eco or fin)
// I would consider schools with Information technology management too
IBDP: 38/45 first predictive but 40/45 in term 1 report card
HL subjects: lang lit (7) pysch (7) business management (7) SL subjects: math (6) CS (5) Spanish (5)
MYP (10th) marks: 46/56
// I have shown a lot of improvement in highschool years so hopefully they see the 40/45 as my current academic ability
SAT/ACT: Not submitting any scores (couldn't take SAT coz of Covid)
ECs listed:

  1. 9 month long internship as Human resource manager and editor
  2. Published own orginal sci-fi book
  3. Led crowd funding campaign that raised $10,000 for covid releif
  4. Co-host of my own interview based podcast
  5. Content writer in school newspaper (included in Student council positions)
  6. Taken marketing and advertising courses in summer
  7. Conducted market research for Pvt. Ltd. Company
  8. Software development for local business
  9. Gold medal in girls volleyball
  10. Event organiser of religious festivals
Common app essay: talked about how being an asian and queer has been an obstacle to me but by being the first one come out in grade, I sparked growth and helped other people find the courage too. Briefly also talked how sexism forced my mom to give up on her master's degree and how it made me want to succeed in life.
Thank you in advance!! Suggestions for some good schools would really help me!
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2021.12.06 14:25 blue-moon-motel also ig rayas my friend too? but i hvnt talked to her in ages sigh

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2021.12.06 14:25 Plverizeee Someone share a link that actually works ffs

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2021.12.06 14:25 tinyxtrainerx Any non-binary folks able to offer some insight?

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